From the Laboratory
of
Thomas A. Edison
Dear Mr. Morgan,
A serious matter has come to my attention. Nikola Tesla plans to use PE4 to create an information network across the entire world. And if that weren't bad enough, he intends to allow access to it for free! Imagine the masses spreading knowledge amongst themselves instantaneously. That would make everything we do much more difficult.
You must cut funds for all his experiments at once! In case you get cold feet, I'll have you know he wants to make electricity free as well, thereby putting us out of business.
I've already begun slandering Tesla in the press. Just reallocate his funding, and I'll take care of PE4 myself.
Sincerely yours,
Thomas Edison.
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